38,798 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 21:13       Via(Source)
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

#Oh Christ 😂😂😂 #pfft
2,656 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 21:12       Via(Source)
#omfg #marvel
96,434 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 20:58       Via(Source)

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

#this is the shittest theory #does everything have to be about thinking up the most painful and sad theories?? #do you take pleasure in giving characters painful pasts??? #ffs
2,865 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 16:37       Via(Source)

thecottonproject:

technicalities

#hoo #pfft
6,802 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 16:15       Via(Source)

amyjpond:

when you finish reading a book you read really fast and you’re like wait i should’ve read that slower

#MY WHOLE READING CAREER #books
7,934 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 23:18       Via(Source)

"Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes your inner rhythm and that changes how you process everything.

When I hear myself speak French, I look at myself differently. Certain aspects will feel closer to the way I feel or the way I am and others won’t. I like that—to tour different sides of yourself. I often find when looking at people who are comfortable in many languages, they’re more comfortable talking about emotional stuff in a certain language or political stuff in another and that’s really interesting, how people relate to those languages." - Francois Arnaud for Interview Magazine (via iraplastic)

#when people hear my speak russian they tell me i don't sound like myself #i was on the phone to my mum and a guy behind me was super surprised when i turned around #he said he thought it was someone else because i sounded so different O_o
21,689 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:23       Via(Source)
#tea
107,684 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:21       Via(Source)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

#pfft #hp
2,077 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:13       Via(Source)

tomhazeldine:

Crying like a man by Tom Hiddleston

#*___* #tom hiddleston
7,193 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:13       Via(Source)

xyle:

>watching subbed anime

>switch tabs

>remember that i cant understand japanese

#aim to learn japanese for this reason alone lol
2,573 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:03       Via(Source)

tamagoland:

I worked at a daycare; kids are weird.
And sportsmaster would probably be the worst/best dad on the playground

#CUTIES #spitfire #yj #wally west #artemis crock #dc
38,017 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:01       Via(Source)

"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean." - Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

#how can aliens NOT exist!?!?! #jeez people #it's impossible for them NOT TO
57,555 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 19:00       Via(Source)
#how old do you have to be in america when you get kicked off your parents insurance? #i stay on till im 25 woot woot
1,608 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 18:58       Via

buzzfeed:

PEANUT BUTTER TIM TAMS NOW EXIST. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

#all the comments say they taste super bad :(((
41,998 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 18:43       Via(Source)
hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

#i adpire to have her attitude #ldr